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Brian Moore, Will Carling and Ieuan Evans go to the pub to discuss today's huge Six Nations action...

Thanks to Telegraph TV (who knew they did more than papers) for this brilliant preview of today's games. Moore actually seems quite relaxed for once! But what's with all the coffee lads? You're in a pub, you're all retired! Have a Guinness for Christ's sake!

Big fat hairy man in Wales sums up England's Six Nations woe quite aptly...

"There's nothing happening because your Tongan is not getting the ball." Enough said. Click play for the rest of this very funny and cutting Six Nations summary...

A warning to Wales fans heading out to Ireland for the Six Nations...

This Six Nations clip by S4 I guess, is a must see for any Wales or Ireland fans ahead of their big clash on March 8. Can Wales really get the grand slam?

Six Nations video: France 13 - 24 England

This is what happened the last time England went to Paris in the Six Nations

If you are English look away now; it will give you plenty of practice for tomorrow.

What was the greatest ever Six Nations try?

John Inverdale wants to know - and who am I to deny such a cold looking fella from finding out...

Does the Six Nations need some Czech-style rugby fighting?

They do everything with more violence in Eastern Europe - even rugby.  RK Petrovice vs RC Ricany in the Czech domestic league, and one of the best run-up punches I have ever seen.  That lad really isn't getting up anytime soon.

Rugby babes video

Many nations, many women.  Have a gawp at this to cheer yourself up..

Even Darth Vader can not believe how well Wales are doing in The Six Nations...

Warning if you're English, squeamish when it comes to swearing, or likely to urinate yourself if you laugh too hard do not watch this video. Otherwise, click play to get the Jedi master's take on Wales beating England and making strides towards a grand slam...

YouTube's England Vs Wales Highlights / Lowlights

Soon, it'll be little more than a distant memory, so let's all either bask / wallow in the highlights of the Six Nations action, that have been squeezed onto the interpipe and given a strange heavy metal soundtrack...

A warning to Wales fans heading out to Ireland for the Six Nations...

This Six Nations clip by S4 I guess, is a must see for any Wales or Ireland fans ahead of their big clash on March 8. Can Wales really get the grand slam?

Six Nations video: France 13 - 24 England

This is what happened the last time England went to Paris in the Six Nations

If you are English look away now; it will give you plenty of practice for tomorrow.

What was the greatest ever Six Nations try?

John Inverdale wants to know - and who am I to deny such a cold looking fella from finding out...

Does the Six Nations need some Czech-style rugby fighting?

They do everything with more violence in Eastern Europe - even rugby.  RK Petrovice vs RC Ricany in the Czech domestic league, and one of the best run-up punches I have ever seen.  That lad really isn't getting up anytime soon.

Rugby babes video

Many nations, many women.  Have a gawp at this to cheer yourself up..

Even Darth Vader can not believe how well Wales are doing in The Six Nations...

Warning if you're English, squeamish when it comes to swearing, or likely to urinate yourself if you laugh too hard do not watch this video. Otherwise, click play to get the Jedi master's take on Wales beating England and making strides towards a grand slam...

YouTube's England Vs Wales Highlights / Lowlights

Soon, it'll be little more than a distant memory, so let's all either bask / wallow in the highlights of the Six Nations action, that have been squeezed onto the interpipe and given a strange heavy metal soundtrack...

What do you think of The BBC's new Six Nations trailer?

I'd best describe it as... expensive, predictable and a bit daft (Chabal's diving around despite the fact France have dumped him). However, I'd love to know what you think about the trail which will be rammed down every rugby fans throat from this week onwards. Does it get you all excited or make you want to take up snooker?

Haka hunt: Fat kid with afro gets it all wrong

Our search to find the worst attempt at a Haka resumes. Today we've unearthed a devilish brute of a fella, with startling hair, and no real ability to dance like a Kiwi warrior. It's a truly awful Haka.

If you've seen, or heaven forbid, done worse, please let me know