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Danny Cipriani is really f*cking sorry for f*cking up and f*cking saying f*ck on the BBC...

The problem live TV has compared to Scr*mbag is you can't get away with saying f*ck simply by f*cking sticking a f*cking * where the u should be. Which is why when new golden boy Danny Cupriani said f*ck d*ring Sat*rday's Six Nations coverage, many posh people spl*ttered their tea every f*cking where. They were f*rio*s.

But Danny is sorry. Have yo* got it in yo*r heart to forgive him? He did afterall drop seven goals out of seven attempts to record 18 points on his first start for England.

If yo* missed Danny's o*tb*rst, in his post-match interview, live on TV, he bl*rted out: “It was the f*cking one to eight who deserved the man of the match.”

Soon after he said: “Can I apologise for swearing on national television? I was too excited after the interview and I am very sorry for using the F-word. I had thought about the game in my head a million times and it was a dream to be there. I used to watch Iain Balshaw when I was 10 years old. Being out there playing with them was an honour for me and I should not have sworn afterwards.” Fucking right you shouldn't have!

Brian Moore, Will Carling and Ieuan Evans go to the pub to discuss today's huge Six Nations action...

Thanks to Telegraph TV (who knew they did more than papers) for this brilliant preview of today's games. Moore actually seems quite relaxed for once! But what's with all the coffee lads? You're in a pub, you're all retired! Have a Guinness for Christ's sake!

Danny Cipriani stars on MTV in his pants - should Ashton drop him for it?

First drinking orange juice in a nightclub at midnight and now THIS? Surely Ashton has to drop him again. No? The Daily Mail have hunted down these embarrassing pictures that could make Danny "a national laughing stock" (you know what they are... like Ashton).

Just as you thought Cirpiani was back on the straight and narrow after "orange juice gate", they've dug up these pics from Danny's past. They're from Cipriani's MTV TV debut when Danny was one of a series of teenage wannabe models who stripped off to strut their stuff on the British version of hit television show My Super Sweet 16. Oh dear. An England star? In his pants? At just 16? That's a disgrace!

Drop him! Drop! Him! Everyone! Panic! P! A! N! I! C!

Big fat hairy man in Wales sums up England's Six Nations woe quite aptly...

"There's nothing happening because your Tongan is not getting the ball." Enough said. Click play for the rest of this very funny and cutting Six Nations summary...

What has been your favourite Butler and Moore quote of The Six Nations so far?

It hasn't been lost on Scrumbag, or the good people who comment here that Butler and Moore are spiraling out of control on the BBC. Moore is getting so angry I actually fear he might die before the end of the tournament. Especially if the French manage to win another game! Anyway, I'd love to know what has been your favourite (Butler and) Moore moment so far. Here's my top five...

1) Moore roaring "You haaaaalfwit!" during the France game. With French hatred and England dismay combined, there could only be one winner.

2) Moore again. "They've kicked it away again, for God's sake!" in Italy.

3) "You can't have people who are just there for running about, otherwise you just look like Australia." Moore's hatred for the French never fails to amuse.

4) Butler's gentle but effective tutting.

5) "There will be French props in the southwest of France smashing their pastis glassis on each other's heads at the moment." More Moore French hatred.

What was the greatest ever Six Nations try?

John Inverdale wants to know - and who am I to deny such a cold looking fella from finding out...

Enjoy a FREE crate of Carling Cup Final beer during the Six Nations

Competition thievery is a glorious thing. Our uncouth football friends over at our sister soccer blogs Chelsea Pies and Spurs Pies are giving away a crate of Carling beer and Carling Cup final match ball to celebrate their big match at Wembley this weekend. Frankly, I think you should enter their compo and quaff their beer!

Of course their Carling Cup clash isn't the only big sporting event this weekend, and you could enjoy their beer whilst watching England Vs France in the Six Nations. And who knows if you sit on the ball for long enough you might even be able to mould it into an egg shape.

To enter the Chelsea competition click here, or click here for the Spurs one. Good luck, and let me know if you win!

What do you think of The BBC's new Six Nations trailer?

I'd best describe it as... expensive, predictable and a bit daft (Chabal's diving around despite the fact France have dumped him). However, I'd love to know what you think about the trail which will be rammed down every rugby fans throat from this week onwards. Does it get you all excited or make you want to take up snooker?

Munster Try Vs. Leinster.

Along with the other Shiny Media sites, I'm jumping on the youtube.com bandwagon. Here's a special treat for all the Munster fans...

Rugby on TV This Weekend.

So now a look ahead to what this weekend has to offer for the rugby couch potato. Obviously the Six Nations is the must-see of the weekend but if you've got time, it'd be worth tuning in to see the stars of the future in the England U21s vs. Wales U21.

Enjoy the rugby!

Six Nations - Round one

Saturday 4th
Ireland v Italy, BBC One, 1300 (1330KO), Reports on Five Live

England v Wales, BBC One, 1520 (1530KO), Commentary on Five Live

Sunday 5th
Scotland v France, BBC One, 1435 (1500KO), Commentary on Five Live

You can also see England U21 vs Wales U21 on Friday Feb 3rd, Sky Sports 3, 7.30pm.

Danny Cipriani stars on MTV in his pants - should Ashton drop him for it?

First drinking orange juice in a nightclub at midnight and now THIS? Surely Ashton has to drop him again. No? The Daily Mail have hunted down these embarrassing pictures that could make Danny "a national laughing stock" (you know what they are... like Ashton).

Just as you thought Cirpiani was back on the straight and narrow after "orange juice gate", they've dug up these pics from Danny's past. They're from Cipriani's MTV TV debut when Danny was one of a series of teenage wannabe models who stripped off to strut their stuff on the British version of hit television show My Super Sweet 16. Oh dear. An England star? In his pants? At just 16? That's a disgrace!

Drop him! Drop! Him! Everyone! Panic! P! A! N! I! C!

Big fat hairy man in Wales sums up England's Six Nations woe quite aptly...

"There's nothing happening because your Tongan is not getting the ball." Enough said. Click play for the rest of this very funny and cutting Six Nations summary...

What has been your favourite Butler and Moore quote of The Six Nations so far?

It hasn't been lost on Scrumbag, or the good people who comment here that Butler and Moore are spiraling out of control on the BBC. Moore is getting so angry I actually fear he might die before the end of the tournament. Especially if the French manage to win another game! Anyway, I'd love to know what has been your favourite (Butler and) Moore moment so far. Here's my top five...

1) Moore roaring "You haaaaalfwit!" during the France game. With French hatred and England dismay combined, there could only be one winner.

2) Moore again. "They've kicked it away again, for God's sake!" in Italy.

3) "You can't have people who are just there for running about, otherwise you just look like Australia." Moore's hatred for the French never fails to amuse.

4) Butler's gentle but effective tutting.

5) "There will be French props in the southwest of France smashing their pastis glassis on each other's heads at the moment." More Moore French hatred.

What was the greatest ever Six Nations try?

John Inverdale wants to know - and who am I to deny such a cold looking fella from finding out...

Enjoy a FREE crate of Carling Cup Final beer during the Six Nations

Competition thievery is a glorious thing. Our uncouth football friends over at our sister soccer blogs Chelsea Pies and Spurs Pies are giving away a crate of Carling beer and Carling Cup final match ball to celebrate their big match at Wembley this weekend. Frankly, I think you should enter their compo and quaff their beer!

Of course their Carling Cup clash isn't the only big sporting event this weekend, and you could enjoy their beer whilst watching England Vs France in the Six Nations. And who knows if you sit on the ball for long enough you might even be able to mould it into an egg shape.

To enter the Chelsea competition click here, or click here for the Spurs one. Good luck, and let me know if you win!

What do you think of The BBC's new Six Nations trailer?

I'd best describe it as... expensive, predictable and a bit daft (Chabal's diving around despite the fact France have dumped him). However, I'd love to know what you think about the trail which will be rammed down every rugby fans throat from this week onwards. Does it get you all excited or make you want to take up snooker?

Munster Try Vs. Leinster.

Along with the other Shiny Media sites, I'm jumping on the youtube.com bandwagon. Here's a special treat for all the Munster fans...

Rugby on TV This Weekend.

So now a look ahead to what this weekend has to offer for the rugby couch potato. Obviously the Six Nations is the must-see of the weekend but if you've got time, it'd be worth tuning in to see the stars of the future in the England U21s vs. Wales U21.

Enjoy the rugby!

Six Nations - Round one

Saturday 4th
Ireland v Italy, BBC One, 1300 (1330KO), Reports on Five Live

England v Wales, BBC One, 1520 (1530KO), Commentary on Five Live

Sunday 5th
Scotland v France, BBC One, 1435 (1500KO), Commentary on Five Live

You can also see England U21 vs Wales U21 on Friday Feb 3rd, Sky Sports 3, 7.30pm.