Jonny Wilks becomes the new face of £5 notes...

Well sort of. It's a bit of paper worth £5 with Jonny's ever dour face lovingly scrawled across it. Want one (don't fold it, Jonny snaps in two very easily) you'll have to go to the comical waste of cash that ironically is AKA Heathrow's terminal five. Inside this glass house of lost bags and angry models, the World Cup winner is appearing on an limited edition voucher which has a value of £5 Sterling.

The note called the Tfiver is only redeemable at shops within Heathrow’s Terminal 5. No longer sure if you want one? Well, Jonny Wilkinson, an official Travelex ambassador, told The Sun: "I’m really honoured to be the face of the Tfiver.” If those almost poetic words of inspiration don't make you want one, sadly nothing will.