Jake White will never coach again after being 'oofed out by the Springboks

Speaking at a book launch in sunny Namibia, the blazer lovin' White said, "I have received many offers to coach in other countries but I have turned them down because I strongly feel that it is tough to coach in a foreign country. You don't know when you are doing the right thing because of different cultural backgrounds. You simply don't know their culture and how they want things to be done."

To make matters worse White doesn't seem happy about his controversial South African successor Peter de Villiers. "I mean, how do you expect the coach to be successful if his appointment did not receive the full appointment of the entire board?" White scoffed, as the anti de Villiers brigade nodded / high fived each other. "It is definitely going to take a big struggle to convince the 50 per cent that does not want you. But it also depends on the support you are going to receive from the other half which okayed your appointment."

I'd love to hear from any Springboks fans out there on what you think about the current situation South African egg chasery finds itself in. Are you a Jake or Peter fan? Or... neither...