Five possible new names for New Zealand's Eden Park...

Eden Park, the concrete home of All Black egg chasery is set to have it's name changed to something less traditional in time for the next World Cup. The Auckland Regional Council is short of $21million for the Eden Park polish up, and they're thinking a change of name to something corporate might be the only way to find the moolah.

But what kind of name would be fitting for Eden Park. Here's my suggestions...

1) Edam Park
The Dutch cheese makers, have a marketing budget the size of the moon...

2) Green & [All] Blacks Stadium
The chocolateers might be up for it. Don't York City FC play at Kit Kat Crescent?

3) Kiwi stadium
The shoe polish people could be interested.

4) Haka...wasaki Park
The Japanese love rugby, so the Kawasake MD's will surely be up for it.

5) Wellington boots Stadium
Okay, this would work better if the ground were in Wellington not Aukland, but nobody outside of New Zealand will know the difference.

Got any better suggestions (surely they're aren't any worse ones). Let me know...