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Haka hunt: bloke in Norway grooves like a Kiwi

My search to find the world's worst Haka continues. If you and your mates have done a terrible one, let me know and I'll post it up here for the globe to giggle at. In the meantime here's some bloke in Norway doing one that's genuinely hard to beat...

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Haka hunt: barbershop quartet haka

My search to find the world's worst Haka continues. If you and your mates have done a terrible one, let me know and I'll post it up here for the globe to giggle at. In the meantime here's some stage school types putting a little drama into it. It's hideous. Could well be the worst ever...

Scrumbag shit lookalikes: Lewis Moody and Watford striker Darius Henderson

Joga rugby... is egg chasing the true beautiful game?

Ask any coconut chaser, they'll tell you football is the beautiful game. Then big diving ninnies like Ronaldinho will prance around balancing a ball on his head to prove his point via what soccer fans call Joga football. It's basically juggling with a football, you know, like clowns do.

Anyway, rugby is now fighting back with its own brand of Joga rugby. Check this out, I think it might prove once and for all that it is in fact ruby that is the beautiful game...

Does David Beckham's future lie in rugby?

Oddly I'm posting this from Australia, where today is yesterday and plugholes work backwards. Down here at the moment, nobody is talking rugby at all, due to the utter shame of a truly pathetic World Cup campaign. However one thing has tickled my turkey down here.

David Beckham has been hoofing Aussie Rules balls into Sydney harbor, and I can't help but notice what a sweet touch with an egg shaped ball he has. Could this be David's future now his England football days are over? Whenever Jonny is broken, crack out Becks for kicking duty? Could this work? I know footballers like Clive Allen have successfully played NFL before. Let me know what you think...

One for the rugby girls...

One for the rugby boys...

Hot model plays rugby...

Scrumbag shit lookalikes: Jake White and Phil from Neighbours

More American rugby women go mad – prom night turns into a rugby match

Earlier I posted about American rugby women beating up men in America, and now it seems that was just the tip of a blood sodden iceberg. Check this lot out. Proms are normally places where women wear wonder bras and get naked with blokes in cars. Not for this lot. They (dressed in full gowns) decided it would be more fun to have a quick game of prom rugby. America women of rugby, I once again salute you...

Scrumbag shit lookalikes: Will Carling's chin and French model Clara Morgane's bottom