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Mike Catt's book in 56 words, so you don't have to buy it...
Love or hate Brian Ashton, Mike Catt's apparent cashing in on Ashton's woe to increase his book sales is pretty low. So, to stop you having to splash out £13.99 on England hero Catt's slightly immoral book, we've summed it up for FREE. Surprisingly it only took 56 words...
"I was born in South Africa [bla, bla, bla], rugby was banned there [yada, yada, yada], so I played for England [bla, bla, bla]. I married someone called Ali [etc, etc, etc,] everyone laughed at her silly name [bla, bla, bla] then I won the World Cup [yada, yada, yada]. Despite being older than Maggie Thatcher I then played in another World Cup [bla bla bla], we did really well but didn't win. The En d."
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October 30, 2007 | Permalink
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I could do it in one word. "Meow!" I've never liked Mike Catt, and I've never really known why. I think he's been very lucky to have got in the squad at both of the last two World Cups.
Posted by: Phil | 30 Oct 2007 14:59:11
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